This was the fastest settlement for a celebrity divorce we’ve ever seen! Guy Ritchie and Madonna have come to an agreement less than a week after announcing they were divorcing.
For putting up with her controlling ways, her 5$ blessed water bottles, her wanting to adopt 20 more kids, her weird religion, and who knows what else, the movie director gets the couple’s Punchbowl pub and their 1,200 acres country house in London all for himself, plus a fat check of $60 Million.
Someone close to the couple said: “Guy is his own man with his own money. He’s much too proud to start going after Madonna’s millions. He doesn’t want to get into a tug-of-war. He loves the children and would never jeopardize his relationship with them.”
Some people might have thought that a few more millions might have been worth the trouble. Oh well!